Demented Wish Game

[Taradactyl]

Basically, each person will make a wish, which will be corrupted by the person below them. Example:

Person one: I wish I had a pet dragon.

Person two: Granted, but it eats you. >:D .... I wish I could speak a foreign language.

Person three: Granted, but it's gibberish and now no one understands you. I wish ______________.


And so on.
I'll start it off:

I wish I could drop a second off my 50-meter freestyle time so that I could make state cut.

[xxZERO_Gravity]

[/i] seconds instead of just one.[/b]

I want to share a soda with all the people of the world.[/i]
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[Ayra Calaenlen]

Granted, but the soda tastes like asparagus pudding xD

I wish I could draw something like the Mona Lisa^^

[Taradactyl]

Granted, but you are brutally murdered by anti-art nazis. 0__0

I wish I was a vampire.

[xxZERO_Gravity]

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I wish I had a balloon
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[Taradactyl]

Granted, but it's filled with nerve gas and you're arrested for being a terrorist.

I wish I had a pet duck.

[xxZERO_Gravity]

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I wish it was snowing[/i]
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[Ayra Calaenlen]

Granted, but you get snowed in at school an are forced to do homework.

I wish I was a marine biologist.

[Taradactyl]

[ooc// Me too!]

Granted, but you're eaten by a whale shark. XD

I wish that there were no frogs left. >__0

[Ayra Calaenlen]

Granted, but then the flies take over and thus becomes the 'Lord of the Flies'!

I wish Pokemon were real^^

{{Marine Biology PWNs! ^^}}

[Taradactyl]

[ooc// Totally.]

Granted, but they end up eating all humans in their way. For some strange reason.

I wish my mom would let me get my lip pierced.

[xxZERO_Gravity]

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I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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[Taradactyl]

Granted, but then everone falls in love with you and you're caught in the crossfire of your many lovers' ground-to-air rocket launchers... which they are firing at each other.

I wish I could fly.

[Turnpike]

Granted, but terrorists ram you into a building.

I wish I had a super sweet band booked for my sixteenth birthday

//Heheh, late post//

[Taradactyl]

Granted, but they show up, take one look at you, and leave. [ooc// X__X No offense intended, I SWEAR.]

I wish I had a pet panda. (To go along with my runaway duck.)

[Turnpike]

None taken. ^^ Also, how can this be OoC?

Anyways, your panda turns out to be skilled at murdering persons using bamboo spears, and so it gets taken away by animal control and used in the next civil disturbance, in which it gets battered to death by angry WalMart shoppers.

*cough*

I WISH I HAD A PONEH.

[Taradactyl]

[ooc// Because I WROTE SO. Silly. And that's HORRIBLE. Poor homicidal panda.]

Granted, but it DIES runs away to frolic with its horse-friends.

I wish I could talk to Jesus.

[Turnpike]

Granted, but he makes fun of you constantly.

I wish I had my own sno-cone maker.

[Taradactyl]

Granted, but it only makes yellow sno-cones... if you get what I'm saying.

I wish my homework was done.

[Turnpike]

Granted, but your teacher sees it and knows you cheated, so you get suspended.

I wish I had money. xD