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Post by xxZERO_Gravity on Aug 21, 2007 23:14:10 GMT -5
I wish I had a water buffalo[/i] [/size][/ul]
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Turnpike
Beginning Trainer
J.A. - Jakob Aryl.
Posts: 40
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Post by Turnpike on Aug 21, 2007 23:15:28 GMT -5
Granted, but it drowns. Irony's fun
I wish I were in a really cheesy musical
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Taradactyl
Ametuer Trainer
I didn't like that thing anyway.
Posts: 130
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Post by Taradactyl on Aug 21, 2007 23:16:28 GMT -5
Granted, but you're burtally murdered by anti-art nazis? again? GOOD actors. XD
I wish I had... a third eye.
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Turnpike
Beginning Trainer
J.A. - Jakob Aryl.
Posts: 40
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Post by Turnpike on Aug 21, 2007 23:17:56 GMT -5
I AM A GOOD ACTOR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. *was the lead in the school play*
Granted, except your eye always stares at little children in malicious ways. *cough*
I wish my cell phone wasn't so lame.
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Post by xxZERO_Gravity on Aug 21, 2007 23:22:10 GMT -5
[/b] I wish I had a foundue set[/i] [/size][/ul]
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Turnpike
Beginning Trainer
J.A. - Jakob Aryl.
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Post by Turnpike on Aug 21, 2007 23:23:10 GMT -5
Granted, but you have no food in which to make fondue in.
I wish iTunes would stop being so creepishly magical. D:
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Post by Ayra Calaenlen on Aug 21, 2007 23:26:03 GMT -5
Granted, but now it's creepishly, well, creepy xD
I wish I could go camping.
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Taradactyl
Ametuer Trainer
I didn't like that thing anyway.
Posts: 130
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Post by Taradactyl on Aug 21, 2007 23:40:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you're eaten by a thirty-foot mosquito.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Post by Ayra Calaenlen on Aug 21, 2007 23:41:11 GMT -5
Granted, but you get pulled into a whirlpool and are stuck there for the rest of your life on your first swim^^
I wish I could meet Orlando Bloom.
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Post by xxZERO_Gravity on Aug 22, 2007 0:01:48 GMT -5
[/b] I wish I had some honey-tea.[/i] [/size][/ul]
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Post by Ayra Calaenlen on Aug 22, 2007 0:06:17 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out they forgot to take out the bees that made the honey. Oh no! Run!
I wish I had a million bucks
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Turnpike
Beginning Trainer
J.A. - Jakob Aryl.
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Post by Turnpike on Aug 22, 2007 0:34:41 GMT -5
Granted, but they're counterfeit and you get arrested.
I wish school didn't go back in for another two months. 8DD
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Post by Ayra Calaenlen on Aug 22, 2007 0:40:45 GMT -5
Granted, but in those two months the teachers get replaced by brainwashing aliens that make you do work upon work until your brain gets absolutely fried and you become their loyal servant.
I wish my brother was nice^^
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Taradactyl
Ametuer Trainer
I didn't like that thing anyway.
Posts: 130
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Post by Taradactyl on Aug 22, 2007 12:20:45 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're the evil one and your parents kick you out.
I wish I had been able to go to the Projekt Revolution tour while it was in my state...
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Turnpike
Beginning Trainer
J.A. - Jakob Aryl.
Posts: 40
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Post by Turnpike on Aug 22, 2007 13:59:33 GMT -5
Granted, but by the time you got there, it was cancelled.
I wish I had an endless supply of bubble gum.
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Taradactyl
Ametuer Trainer
I didn't like that thing anyway.
Posts: 130
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Post by Taradactyl on Aug 22, 2007 14:07:03 GMT -5
Granted, but you swallow it all... and die of starvation.
I wish I had more friends. XD
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Post by Rafa on Aug 22, 2007 14:12:44 GMT -5
Granted, but they're all old and die before you REALLY get to know them.
I wish that hair was edible.
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Taradactyl
Ametuer Trainer
I didn't like that thing anyway.
Posts: 130
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Post by Taradactyl on Aug 22, 2007 14:14:41 GMT -5
Granted, but then people evolve so that they only eat hair, and everyone goes bald... and everyone starves. ... And people end up hunting each other.
I wish I could come up with good jokes.
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Post by Rafa on Aug 22, 2007 14:18:17 GMT -5
Granted, but you're the only one who thinks they're good. I wish my brain would work so I can finish my charrie.
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Taradactyl
Ametuer Trainer
I didn't like that thing anyway.
Posts: 130
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Post by Taradactyl on Aug 22, 2007 14:19:55 GMT -5
Granted, but then it stops working after that... forever.
I wish my hair would not be mean. And listen to me. You know, not be frizzy.
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